The Pitfalls of Dating a Vampire

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Hey, I'm new here! This is the result of a argument/discussion I had with a friend over her love of Edward from Twilight that mutated wildly. I'd definitely appreciate tips for improvement! This story has some mature things in it so be warned

The Pitfalls of Dating a Vampire
 

When Lisa started dating Dimitri she’d expected romance, seductions and the basic package one anticipated when bumping uglies with the undead. What she hadn’t expected was, well, what she got. It was on a basic Saturday night that Lisa began to realize that maybe dating the damned was not such a bright idea.

( In Which No One Thinks of the Fishes )