Wow...that was good. I like the Hawaiian words, you could follow it enough. I think it may have needed a little translation...but whatever...I figured it out...

That closer..what a kicker...step into the mind of one lonely senile old lady...wow...I feel for her. Maybe now that the lucky rock is gone, she'll be able to join her husband and be at rest.

I found two problems...very minor...

1. ww1 was the great war: ww2 was the big one...or at least that's how the old Vets in Virginia talk about it...
2.The guard wouldN'T let buddy thru... you missed the N'T....I do that a lot too!