Crabby Ghoul

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“Are you crabby today?”

 

“No.” Jadzia smiled at her coworker for reassurance.

 

Ten minutes later…

 

“I swear you look crabby today.”

 

Jadzia glared at her coworker. “I’m telling you Trisha. I’m not crabby.”

 

Later, during their lunch break, Jadzia noticed Trisha staring at her from across the table. I swear to the gods, if she say, ‘crabby’ one more time, I’ll rip her freaking head off!

 

“You look so crabby Jadz…”

 

Jadzia leapt across the table, and ripped Trisha’s head off, in just one bite.

 

Um, I guess I was a bit crabby after all, but I’m feeling much better now, thought the happy ghoul as she gulped the rest of her coworker’s body.